What do women want?

Ever tried asking a close female friend what it is that women want in a man? The answer is always the same, "We honestly have no clue as to what we want!". Well, that's the truth, buddy. Women do not know what they want. Sad, huh? How on earth are we, the men, going to get through to them if they have no idea about what they're looking for in us? Its probably best that we just give up on the whole idea of dating and go back to watching all the self-help movies we've been piling up. Wrong! Guess what James Bond, this is a blessing in disguise. Think about it. Women do not know what they want. They cannot describe in clarity what they want, their puny little brains just won't be able to accommodate even the mere thought. Which means that we can fool them into thinking that we are exactly what they've been looking for in a man. That we are the closest it gets to what they call Prince Charming. Its like preparing pie or tuning the radio. You create. You beautify. You produce the thing that suits your needs the best. And then all you have to do is sit back and enjoy while she handles her job - to unzip your pants!

But there is something that they want. Its an intrinsic thing in their minds which makes it hard for them to put it in words. They want to be controlled and dominated. They want to be told what to do. They want to be of worth. And hence, all they want is to be treated like a woman. Oh oh oh. Wait a minute. Did you just snicker there? Then you're probably the kind that shoots up in excitement every time this hot friend of yours asks you to do a favor for her. Its great to do things for her, huh? She totally has the hots for you, right? Damn it, at this rate you'll never grow out of being a bimbo! You have just placed yourself in her 'friend zone'. You are useful to her and you'll never say no to a single thing that she'll ask you to do for her. And there's nothing more she needs from you. God! And I've been trying so hard to tell you that this is so not the thing that women want.

Take it easy, my dear friend. You have all that it takes to make it up there. Any woman you want. And I mean every single word when I say it. Any woman you want. For now, all you have to do is to get one thing deep into your mind, that women want and need to be dominated. Its very similar to the analogy between the way cats and dogs behave. Cats are vicious creatures. No matter what you do for them, they never appreciate or reciprocate. Dogs on the other hand are extremely faithful and helpful. They follow every order you give them and are there right by your side when you want them for something. That's it. Your work is to turn the cats into dogs. Because by nature, women are like cats, and that's of absolutely no use to us men.